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Your guide to living
a kink free life and learning from my mistakes along w/ the people around
me
S=suggestion
R=reason
S. Its fun to share a blanket with 3 or 4
people
S. Never judge
people... that is if you've never met them
R. I looked at someone and assumed they were a 10th grade prep when
they were really a normal ninth grade kid
S. Treat everyone with respect (with the exception of preps). You never
know what role they could play in your future.
R. I mean there were people I hated... in a few months they were my
friend, my boyfriend, ect
S. Don't judge on gothic apperance
R. Some people choose to display their emotions outwardly... these are
some of the most interesting people you will meet
S. Don't give up
R. You'll get it eventually... trust me I've learned that
S. Don't have someone else break up with your bf/ gf especially not
the biggest mouth in the school
R. It hurts even more that way plus you look like a pussy
S. Never be too prepared for something that isn't a sure thing.
R. You may get really depressed when it doesn't happen... the best things
in life are a total suprise
S. Never date your best friends ex.
R. She may still have a thing for him even if she "hates him"
S. Once a cheater... always a cheater
R. You get my flow
S. Don't study too much
R. All you learn will melt
S. Don't call people more than 2 times a day (exception close close
friends who won't think anything of i)t
R. They or their parents will get pissed
S. Jump to conclusions
R. Most of the time they are correct! In fact I'd say 80% of the time
of course I'm psychic though
S. Exercise and get exhasted
R. Brings on psychic things... hallucintaion type things
S. Do psychic
TV exercises...
R. They work
S. Play cupid
R. Its fun
S. Please don't touch girls you don't like
R. They get the wrong idea...
S. Don't hint you like a girl if you really don't
R. Just use your head
S. Never guess Marc is a good kid
R. Hes worse than I am (this sure as heck ain't legit anymore!)
S. Never stray from your everyday lunch
R. If your me you get crabby
S. Use gobstoppers for energy
R. They work
S. Never count on best friends forever
R. After 10 years it can all end in one day
S. DON'T TALK TO YOUR EXS BOYFRIENDS NEW GIRLFRIEND
R. She'll make up crap if shes like Ashley
S. Be careful what you wish for
R. Just do it!!!
S. Never count on missing class
R. The school is dumb they will make you go for some reason
S. Don't smile too much...
R. It gives it away that you like them!!
S. Hook your friends up w/ guys you like
R. Its fun to make yourself miserable (brings on poetry)
S. Don't tell people you are psychic
R. They will ask you to read their mind (I'm starting to develope this
talent thou)
S. Just don't go after your ex
R. When its over... leave it alone (HA like I follow this!)
S. Don't listen to 7th graders
R. They tend to lie
S. Don't offer yourself to your ex
R. They may later decide to stalk you
S. Die your hair pink
R. It looks kewl
S. Lay on floors, grass, ect
R. Hey you can always use a nap!!!
S. Sometimes people may have day to day personality changes
R. Just shove it
S. Leave girls alone when they are crabby!!!
R. PMS DANG IT!!!!
S. Never count on a guy unless they want your ass
R. They will let you down... they are busy w/ some who they do want
S. Don't let your mom watch TVland
R. The channel will never change
S. Don't let your dad watch MTV
R. He may become a thug!!!
S. Discourage your friends from getting boyfriends
R. Its amazing how easily they forget you!
S:
Never run down stairs wearing 3 inch heels
R: You just might bruise every part of your body
S: Don't date your friends
R: It never works out
S: Don't stay friends with people who choose their
boyfriends/girlfriends over you (unless its REALLY serious)
R: They aren't good friends
S: Having an ex as a friend never works
R: It just, gosh how do I say this, IT NEVER WORKS you maybe sincere
but....
S: Don't play the second game
R: Trust me I know first hand... guys, don't expect the other girl to
wait...
of course if its me...
S: Don't depend on people
R: As I have come to find out they will desert you when you need them
the most,
be independent
S: Laugh at yourself
R: Hey if I can do it, I know you can
S: Be a poser
R: Hell, its fun
S: Wear weird clothes, have fun
R: Soon you will be wearing pastel slacks w/ strech waists/ Guys...
you will no longer have that ass
S: Its good to spend some time w/ family
R: It just is
S: Don't wait around for something to happen
R: Opportunities may pass you by
S: Focus on the good, not the bad
R: Once you know how to do this you are set for a wonderful life,
tell me how!!!
S: Never give up, Never give up
R: The motto has worked every time before... don't expect magic, but
have patients,
this is how I have gotten everything I have ever wanted
S: The preceding suggestion doesn't work twice on the same thing
R: Hey, your taking my advice... just trust me
S: Don't let your younger sibling watch MTV
R: She may start acting like Britney Spears
S: Someone you think won't remember you will, Someone you think will,
won't
R: the people you don't want to remember do... so don't do anything
wrong... anyways...
S: Don't trust little kids
R: They have a problem w/ lieing
S: As hard as it is don't immitate Micheal Jacksons moves
R: You may pull a muscle...heehee
S: VH1 Sucks... too much talking
R: too much talking
S:
Don't try to out do certain unstoppable teams
R: Its like afganastan vs U.S.
S: Trust is bad
R: Just trust/rely on NO one but urself
S: Sometimes people lie
R: Its human nature
S; Stay away from little kids
R: They have lice!!!
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