Funny Schnit

Description: A dumbass goes out of his way to explain how bad we are... heehee and my added comments

The Message(entitled IMPORTANT): Emily and Reba, if you dumb xxxxing sluts ever even aknowledge my existence on this planet I swear the allmighty i will kill you with my own bare hands(Wow I'm acknowledging his exsistence right now!). I do not want to be known as counterparts to Toxikxxxxter(actually we renamed ourselves) or even reffered to as in the same sentence. You dumb ass unts better stay the xxxx away from Tracey(What Davey... afraid your girlfriend might try to get a piece of me too?haha), Me, or any of our god damn shows(I'll do as I damn well please). If you want to test your Medicare(actually I think its Blue Cross) come to one of shows, and don't worry about the ride homecuz you'll have a reserved spot in the back of the van with the lights and backwards name of the hood. I'm not xxxxing around. You are no longer to communicate, contact, or even aknowledge me(woo didn't he say that already?). The rest of my band is there own decision(yeah right you brainwashing pyshopathic cult leader) but you will no longer even speak my name(David, Dave, D-vo ::screams::). xxxx you drama-causing sluts(drama hell yes, slut ha you know first hand NO), you're trying to ruin the best thing in my life just cuz you're jealous(No buddy your the one that came onto me!). Well xxxx you i'm sorry you're both sluts and have xxxxty lives(actually my life was great until I met this drug addict who wanted to cheat on his gf with me). Go xxxx yourselves you lying xxxxs(XXXX myself, no I have guys to do that for me). No, none of you are any good at music(like you are?), you are all closed minded bitches who don't nknow xxxx about music(bitches, yes...), and yes I have witnessed you guys in a "musical" situation and you don't know xxxx(humm we didn't play so how do you know?... seeing how I'd never played an accoustic and you need alot more strength in your arm to play I passed). EADGBA what(actually I tune mine to EADGBE)? yeah, japanese to you xxxxing morons. Denise, I have no problem with you, You've always seemed nice, but you are friends with two of the sneakiest low down worthless sacks of fecal remains(what yourself and Tracey?) I have ever laid eyes apon, If I was you i'd get as far away from those two shallow sluts(I can't be too shallow if I got involved with you!) as fast as possible (but you probably won't cuz you think they're your friends) I'm sorry. Reba and Emily if you want to have any xxxxing respect or class I'd like for you to no longer post on this website because A) Everything u say is retarded and makes us look bad.(Like you need any help) B) I HAte your rotting stinking festering diseased guts. C) I'm sick of you idiots promoting a band that doesn't exist.(ooo we are invisible) We arn't the xxxxty-Bands-R-Us Classified Ads. I joke about a lot of xxxx but this isn't of those things, I'm DEAD serious(Was that a threat??). Leave me and this band the xxxx alone, rot in your respective pits of hell away from me. Forget I and tracey exist forget you ever even met us because trust me I'M TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING. Get a xxxxing life and stop trying to ruin mine(didnt' he say that already?).

Stupidity Level: 10 out of 10

Bad Words (shame, shame): 16 give or take a few